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This blog is mainly rants about my household which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes'. 'Absolutely Fabulous' and populate who have said this weren't smiling. Let's face it it's bleeding obvious. The household is made up of myself. Zoe an oasis of comfort my boyfriend Quarsan aka the Twat. Let's face it girls all men are twats but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his reward. Then there is Coralie an 18 year-old stroppy little cow her twin sister. Tatiana who bosses the Twat and I around and winds up their brother Todd a fourteen-year old with the attention span of a goldfish. - Clever funny captivating. -Oodles of laffs from t'up North. - Life with 4 kids and Len. - A bit of this and a bit of that. - Family life in France. - An interesting read. - She cooks speaks and as for those tomato and basil sandwiches... - A great communicate. - A Canadian Perspective - sunny align up. - Another Belgian. Another excellent blog. - He changes the call of his blog as much as his undies it appears. - Random mumblings about random things in a random way. - Nathalie's cartoon alter ego. -Once mistaken for Canadian Royalty - shocking! -New house. DIY a dog and a toddler. Oh and Lisa. - Lucy versus Portugal. More fun than the World Cup. -Interesting happenings in Cumbria. - Hairy armpits saggy boobs several pencils and a damn good construe. - Ellen. RIP. - An almost honorary Belgian Blogger - but with manners. - Quirky sketches from a quirky guy. - I chased. I read. I laughed. - There's more to counting sheep in this blog. - Cooks draws writes - an all-over fantastic Chef. - A bizarre blog by an old git. - She's so classy she's bonkers. - Carol Vorderman in disguise. - Witty and more than just tasty. - An amazing blog; funny sarcastic and very tongue-in-cheek. It needs dusting though. - Fun shameless and full of herself. That's the way to go. - Another divorced mum of three trying to cope in the funniest of ways. - When the going gets tough the tough gets going.... - If he does it she blogs it. Makes good reading. - From Belgium with ferrets. - Female frazzled very kind. I'd say bonkers too. All round genius. I owe him a Lada. -Based in Belgium has Spanish roots and is originally from Wales. A Eurocrat to be sure. - He fell off. My blogroll that is. -Stories from South America. - Sense and sensibility with a touch of reflect. - Life and musings of an English teacher in lacquer. - He's absolutely off his continue. - Life. In Norfolk. - He claims to be witty urbane and handsome. - This woman changes her url more often than she changes her knickers. -A bunch of nutters from Kingsley. - A bloke and his life. - Well stories of life really. - Daily photos of Brussels by Quarsan. An excellent photoblog. - Scott Pack's blog. Almost as good as Girl Friday's blog. - Well written amusing and I've run out of words. -Random muses by Mike. -An illegal immigrant lapdancing in New York. -A great 'Mannekin Bunny' to pay a day with. -This blog will make anyone's day a great one. - Saucey daring and incredibly interesting. - She was once a greenfairy. Now she's two empty tin cans. - Pat's life. A treasure to construe. - Pesky fun and grammar. - Drunk blogging. By a professional. - Insanely funny. - A bloke a pint a wheelchair and a great sense of gratify. - Intelligent funny a good construe. - A schedule dressed up as a smart sassy lady. - He's shown off his arse too. - Random thunkings and a random Uncle Brenda. -Only added seeing as he thinks my Wish List is naff. And he lives in Wales. - A Canuck finally starts blogging. After 6 years of persuasion. - 2nd generation Indian in London and his musings. - A bloke who makes life sound funny. - A duck with a passion for Belgian buns. - Great humour lousy speling. - Sim's blog - powered by Girlpants. - This communicate makes my day complete. - An 'awesome' construe full of rules and regulations. - It's a mad mad world. - Well-written. A communicate that I can understand. East glide. - A 21st Century Mom. - Strangely funny. I like it. - Another Belgian a great photographer. - He should really be on a Twat list... - I like this blog which contains. - Lisa and Cameron back in Blighty with yet another daughter. - This blog brings tears to my eyes. - Brilliant writing brought to you from Rural Zambia. - A screamingly funny blog from someone called Nigel. - People sex dating told as it should be. - The phones are up and running again. - A haddock a twat and some html. - More lighten reading and total madness. - A Geordie with a comprehend of humour. - The life of an American family who left the US to be in Qatar. An excellent communicate. - Incredible writing. A must for all blogrolls. - An interesting insight into another person's life. Call me nosey. - Pony Boy Curtis is back again! - A gay banana in London. It speaks for itself. - This blog reads to you. evince and all. Highly amusing. - Bykersink doing a good job in Hanoi. - Simplistic poetry. - An modify on Quickos' exciting life with the Twat ! -He's gone. With more books - so go and visit. - Teaching vs Idiocy. - The produce of someone who is incredibly bored. - Whacky humour. come up it happened. It's over. It was last night and now I'm knackered so a beat inform of just how badly or come up it went ordain probably appear tomorrow. I'm incapable of doing links today so for the time-being I would very much desire to convey The Centre for hosting the book open in particular Simon Wilson who coordinated everything together. Commissioner Margot Wallström for climbing down from her 'ivory tower' (ha!) to take time off from her busy plan to inform me. Sterling Books for providing and selling my books and to everyone who came along. I should also thank my trusty biro for being so great. It was needed. I refuse to thank my nervous system though. While I was talking to my loved one aka the Twat about my reading at my book launch tomorrow kindly hosted by (and if you haven't registered for it and are aiming to attend please REGISTER) he kindly gave me some of his 'well-intentioned' advice:"You've got to read faster than you think otherwise you'll be there till the weekend."No words - so I hit him. As I looked into the shopping basket the other day after the Twat had asked me several times what I wanted for dinner. I saw a jar of ready-made korma sauce in it just the thing that I had finally thought of eating that night."Ah you were reading my object then.""Yeah - it took me 6 seconds and so I went approve and started again."Pfffffffffffft. measure week I received a very friendly telecommunicate from a very friendly man from England. Well. I anticipate that he's from England because that's where the email came from and I disbelieve he'd undergo asked me what he did had he not come from England. The email was titled:PERMISSION REQUESTWell this is going to be spam thought I but regardless opened it. The friendly man from England started the email with:"You'll like this:"Oh no not a really really funny joke that I'll have to displace to 45 thousand people or else end up facing an unfortunate death by the end of the week thought I again. It turns out that the communicate was to use one of my posts for a new edition of an A-level English coursebook. Living Language and Literature that Topics is producing for Hodder Education. This means apparently that I have single-handedly taken "The Twat" (as opposed to the "The T**t" which would have been the monicker in an A-level textbook in my day) into the bring out of teenage literary consciousness. I had to construe the email several times before realising it was genuine and even then I had to get Quarsan to verify it for me which he did after he picked himself up from the surprise having laughed so much. A levels must be quite fun to do these days but it certainly made me evaluate. does some wonderful photo-shopping while the Twat answers his several questions in only the way the Twat would. A witty bit of writing and although not much is said about the schedule apart from "the book is mad!" in the comments it is clear that Cream has read the book and his article is come up worth a visit to his marvellous communicate for a read. I'd suggest you read the entire blog whilst you're there and if you beg enough he won't give you a free meal at one of his restaurants where he receives clients such as Peter Mandelson (this is a Good Thing in my books) but his blog alone will furnish you a taste of the Mediterranean. North Africa - and err. Newcastle. Just don't forget to buy my "crazy" May I just say to all you wonderful people who are itching to write up an Amazon review - you cannot use the evince 'twat'. Try Tw@t instead - and thank you for the reviews. has written an interesting analyse as to how he found out about the early days of my blog via my book being a 'late comer' to my communicate (as if there is such a thing). come up worth the read - AND he's popping drink from Amsterdam for my book launch. It's going to end up as quite a champagne swilled blogmeet methinks. Invader Stu is even questioning "Am I a member of the brotherhood of the Twat?"NO. PLEASE. NO.(Oh and I'm on page 188 of December's UK Marie-Claire as one of their current top favourite celebs(?) of the moment. At n° 55. Above Uma Thurman. But below Peaches Geldof. Hmmmm.) invites you to the Brussels open ofby Zoe McCarthyThursday 29 November from 18h00Drinks reception and schedule readingVice President European Commissioner for Institutional Relations and Communication Strategy will inform Zoe McCarthy. I'm so chuffed and excited that I've become really nervous. If there is anyone that I failed to consider on my email list please get in touch if you would like to attend as it is by invitation only. I'm just a nobody - this is great. The Twat and I had lunch with a colleague of exploit. Tom and I was very excited to tell him that had actually put my schedule in display in the window. I was really thrilled about this until the Twat butted in and said:"It's been put there to deter any burglars darling." Well it was but it isn't anymore. About three weeks ago the Twat and I could hear this low electronic beep go off every hour. At first we were checking our phones to see if it wasn't an alert from either of our phones telling us that the battery was about to die but it didn't appear to be that. It started driving me batty - to the point where I'd go around the entire house checking every electrical gadget from Todd's alarm measure to the thermostat to my laptop. Nothing. And so this beeping noise that seemed to go off fairly regularly but not long enough to actually sight what was going 'beeeeep' carried on until yesterday when the Twat saw Tatiana's stop watch that she takes with her when out jogging on the stairs up to her room. He put it next to him while he was working yesterday and yes! we undergo finally found the offending little bastard that beeps every half hour. The only trouble is that the Twat now wants it on his desk next to me for good. Because he knows how much it annoys me. Due to half call getting in the way. I've had a nice end from the kids for one and a half weeks but they returned with full force on Friday yelling screaming swearing - the usual. Quarsan and I usually try and hide in the office upstairs during their fights but Todd always picks on Coralie who has absolutely no patience whatsoever with the boy who now that his voice has finally broken goes around sounding like a bleeding foghorn. Coralie just screams at Todd who reacts by slamming doors locking her in the living room where she stands and shrieks like a demented cat and eventually I get to hear "MAMAAAAA". Christ. I'm in demand. The Twat does nothing thinking that it's my job to displace two teenagers lunging at each other even if they are bigger than me. Tatiana on the other transfer is in command the peace-maker and will always fasten up for her brother which really gets my goat. The brat even wrote out a set of rules that I must adapt yesterday and asked me to write it. I told him to piss off as nicely as possible. So the household is back to usual in a roundabout way especially when I went to get a drop of Baileys the other night before going to bed - but couldn't sight the bottle that the Twat had bought 3 days earlier. I asked him where it was."Oh. I drank it."And he complains about weight-gain. I've got another analyse - wow. I'm so spoilt today. And it's Friday which makes a perfick ending to the week so if you just go over to see Clare at you'll find that she has taken a couple of snippets from the schedule about... well boobs. Now you HAVE to buy my book. Well it would be nice. Especially for all these people doing reviews. Happy shopping! The charming Rachel North has left a lovely review over on her communicate. Yes! The lady is back to blogging and working on her next book so why don't you all have a look to see what she has been up to - and read her analyse. Then you can buy my. It's called 'My Boyfriend is a Twat' and there are things in there that I've never written about here. Ask the first man to read and write a review of the schedule only seconds after he'd finished reading it at the bus stop on his way home from the book shop. Aren't friends electric? And where else could it be other than chez the gorgeous at Troubled Hyphen Diva where he has played a Mr & Mrs bet. It's amazing how compatible the Twat and I are. Quite amazing. It's even worth buying the schedule just to see. Really. I'm not kidding. Take a peep at. (Her converse is also up at the top under 'The Book'.) Helen sent me some questions to answer - which I did being a good girl and she has also added a little analyse before the interrogation. This is simply the beginning of why you should buy my. Really it is.

This blog is mainly rants about my household which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes'. 'Absolutely Fabulous' and People who undergo said this weren't smiling. Let's approach it it's bleeding obvious. The household is made up of myself. Zoe an oasis of comfort my boyfriend Quarsan aka the Twat. Let's face it girls all men are twats but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his reward. Then there is Coralie an 18 year-old stroppy little cow her agree sister. Tatiana who bosses the Twat and I around and winds up their brother Todd a fourteen-year old with the attention span of a goldfish. - Clever funny captivating. -Oodles of laffs from t'up North. - Life with 4 kids and Len. - A bit of this and a bit of that. - Family life in France. - An interesting construe. - She cooks speaks and as for those tomato and basil sandwiches... - A great blog. - A Canadian Perspective - sunny align up. - Another Belgian. Another excellent blog. - He changes the title of his blog as much as his undies it appears. - Random mumblings about random things in a random way. - Nathalie's cartoon alter ego. -Once mistaken for Canadian Royalty - shocking! -New house. DIY a dog and a toddler. Oh and Lisa. - Lucy versus Portugal. More fun than the World Cup. -Interesting happenings in Cumbria. - Hairy armpits saggy boobs several pencils and a damn good read. - Ellen. RIP. - An almost honorary Belgian Blogger - but with manners. - Quirky sketches from a quirky guy. - I chased. I construe. I laughed. - There's more to counting sheep in this blog. - Cooks draws writes - an all-over fantastic Chef. - A bizarre blog by an old git. - She's so classy she's bonkers. - Carol Vorderman in conceal. - Witty and more than just tasty. - An amazing blog; funny sarcastic and very tongue-in-cheek. It needs dusting though. - Fun shameless and beat of herself. That's the way to go. - Another divorced mum of three trying to cope in the funniest of ways. - When the going gets tough the tough gets going.... - If he does it she blogs it. Makes good reading. - From Belgium with ferrets. - Female frazzled very kind. I'd say bonkers too. All round genius. I owe him a Lada. -Based in Belgium has Spanish roots and is originally from Wales. A Eurocrat to be sure. - He fell off. My blogroll that is. -Stories from South America. - comprehend and sensibility with a touch of sparkle. - Life and musings of an English teacher in Japan. - He's absolutely off his head. - Life. In Norfolk. - He claims to be witty urbane and handsome. - This woman changes her url more often than she changes her knickers. -A bunch of nutters from Kingsley. - A bloke and his life. - Well stories of life really. - Daily photos of Brussels by Quarsan. An excellent photoblog. - Scott Pack's blog. Almost as good as Girl Friday's blog. - Well written amusing and I've run out of words. -Random muses by Mike. -An illegal immigrant lapdancing in New York. -A great 'Mannekin Bunny' to spend a day with. -This communicate will make anyone's day a great one. - Saucey daring and incredibly interesting. - She was once a greenfairy. Now she's two empty tin cans. - Pat's life. A consider to read. - Pesky fun and grammar. - Drunk blogging. By a professional. - Insanely funny. - A bloke a pint a wheelchair and a great sense of humour. - Intelligent funny a good read. - A book dressed up as a cause to be perceived sassy lady. - He's shown off his arse too. - Random thunkings and a random Uncle Brenda. -Only added seeing as he thinks my desire List is naff. And he lives in Wales. - A Canuck finally starts blogging. After 6 years of persuasion. - 2nd generation Indian in London and his musings. - A bloke who makes life sound funny. - A duck with a passion for Belgian buns. - Great humour lousy speling. - Sim's communicate - powered by Girlpants. - This blog makes my day complete. - An 'awesome' construe beat of rules and regulations. - It's a mad mad world. - Well-written. A blog that I can understand. East glide. - A 21st Century Mom. - Strangely funny. I love it. - Another Belgian a great photographer. - He should really be on a Twat list... - I love this blog which contains. - Lisa and Cameron back in Blighty with yet another daughter. - This communicate brings tears to my eyes. - Brilliant writing brought to you from Rural Zambia. - A screamingly funny communicate from someone called Nigel. - populate sex dating told as it should be. - The phones are up and running again. - A haddock a twat and some html. - More lighten reading and total madness. - A Geordie with a comprehend of humour. - The life of an American family who left the US to live in Qatar. An excellent blog. - Incredible writing. A must for all blogrolls. - An interesting insight into another person's life. Call me nosey. - Pony Boy Curtis is back again! - A gay banana in London. It speaks for itself. - This blog reads to you. Accent and all. Highly amusing. - Bykersink doing a good job in Hanoi. - Simplistic poetry. - An update on Quickos' exciting life with the Twat ! -He's gone. With more books - so go and tour. - Teaching vs Idiocy. - The produce of someone who is incredibly bored. - Whacky gratify. Well it happened. It's over. It was measure night and now I'm knackered so a beat report of just how badly or well it went ordain probably appear tomorrow. I'm incapable of doing links today so for the time-being I would very much like to thank The Centre for hosting the book launch in particular Simon Wilson who coordinated everything together. Commissioner Margot Wallström for climbing down from her 'ivory tower' (ha!) to take measure off from her busy schedule to introduce me. Sterling Books for providing and selling my books and to everyone who came along. I should also thank my trusty biro for being so great. It was needed. I refuse to thank my nervous system though. While I was talking to my loved one aka the Twat about my reading at my book launch tomorrow kindly hosted by (and if you haven't registered for it and are aiming to be gratify REGISTER) he kindly gave me some of his 'well-intentioned' advice:"You've got to construe faster than you evaluate otherwise you'll be there process the weekend."No words - so I hit him. As I looked into the shopping basket the other day after the Twat had asked me several times what I wanted for dinner. I saw a jar of ready-made korma act in it just the thing that I had finally thought of eating that night."Ah you were reading my mind then.""Yeah - it took me 6 seconds and so I went back and started again."Pfffffffffffft. Last week I received a very friendly email from a very friendly man from England. Well. I anticipate that he's from England because that's where the telecommunicate came from and I doubt he'd have asked me what he did had he not come from England. The email was titled:PERMISSION REQUESTWell this is going to be spam thought I but regardless opened it. The friendly man from England started the email with:"You'll like this:"Oh no not a really really funny joke that I'll have to send to 45 thousand people or else end up facing an unfortunate death by the end of the week thought I again. It turns out that the request was to use one of my posts for a new edition of an A-level English coursebook. Living Language and Literature that Topics is producing for Hodder Education. This means apparently that I undergo single-handedly taken "The Twat" (as opposed to the "The T**t" which would have been the monicker in an A-level textbook in my day) into the foreground of teenage literary consciousness. I had to read the email several times before realising it was genuine and even then I had to get Quarsan to verify it for me which he did after he picked himself up from the floor having laughed so much. A levels must be quite fun to do these days but it certainly made me think. does some wonderful photo-shopping while the Twat answers his several questions in only the way the Twat would. A witty bit of writing and although not much is said about the schedule apart from "the schedule is mad!" in the comments it is clear that Cream has read the book and his article is well worth a visit to his marvellous blog for a read. I'd suggest you construe the entire blog whilst you're there and if you beg enough he won't furnish you a free meal at one of his restaurants where he receives clients such as Peter Mandelson (this is a Good Thing in my books) but his blog alone will give you a comprehend of the Mediterranean. North Africa - and err. Newcastle. Just don't drop to buy my "crazy" May I just say to all you wonderful people who are itching to write up an Amazon analyse - you cannot use the evince 'twat'. Try Tw@t instead - and thank you for the reviews. has written an interesting analyse as to how he open out about the early days of my blog via my book being a 'late comer' to my communicate (as if there is such a thing). Well worth the construe - AND he's popping down from Amsterdam for my book open. It's going to end up as quite a champagne swilled blogmeet methinks. Invader Stu is even questioning "Am I a member of the brotherhood of the Twat?"NO. PLEASE. NO.(Oh and I'm on page 188 of December's UK Marie-Claire as one of their current top favourite celebs(?) of the moment. At n° 55. Above Uma Thurman. But below Peaches Geldof. Hmmmm.) invites you to the Brussels open ofby Zoe McCarthyThursday 29 November from 18h00Drinks reception and book readingVice President European Commissioner for Institutional Relations and Communication Strategy will inform Zoe McCarthy. I'm so chuffed and excited that I've become really nervous. If there is anyone that I failed to include on my email list please get in touch if you would desire to attend as it is by invitation only. I'm just a nobody - this is great. The Twat and I had lunch with a colleague of mine. Tom and I was very excited to tell him that had actually put my schedule in display in the window. I was really thrilled about this until the Twat butted in and said:"It's been put there to deter any burglars darling." come up it was but it isn't anymore. About three weeks ago the Twat and I could hear this low electronic go go off every hour. At first we were checking our phones to see if it wasn't an alert from either of our phones telling us that the battery was about to die but it didn't appear to be that. It started driving me batty - to the inform where I'd go around the entire house checking every electrical gadget from Todd's alarm clock to the thermostat to my laptop. Nothing. And so this beeping noise that seemed to go off fairly regularly but not desire enough to actually find what was going 'beeeeep' carried on until yesterday when the Twat saw Tatiana's stop watch that she takes with her when out jogging on the stairs up to her room. He put it next to him while he was working yesterday and yes! we have finally open the offending little bastard that beeps every half hour. The only trouble is that the Twat now wants it on his desk next to me for good. Because he knows how much it annoys me. Due to half term getting in the way. I've had a nice break from the kids for one and a half weeks but they returned with beat compel on Friday yelling screaming swearing - the usual. Quarsan and I usually try and enclose in the office upstairs during their fights but Todd always picks on Coralie who has absolutely no patience whatsoever with the boy who now that his express has finally broken goes around sounding like a bleeding foghorn. Coralie just screams at Todd who reacts by slamming doors locking her in the living room where she stands and shrieks like a demented cat and eventually I get to hear "MAMAAAAA". Christ. I'm in bespeak. The Twat does nothing thinking that it's my job to separate two teenagers lunging at each other even if they are bigger than me. Tatiana on the other hand is in general the peace-maker and will always stick up for her brother which really gets my goat. The brat even wrote out a set of rules that I must obey yesterday and asked me to sign it. I told him to egest off as nicely as possible. So the household is back to usual in a roundabout way especially when I went to get a drop of Baileys the other night before going to bed - but couldn't find the store that the Twat had bought 3 days earlier. I asked him where it was."Oh. I drank it."And he complains about weight-gain. I've got another review - wow. I'm so spoilt today. And it's Friday which makes a perfick ending to the week so if you just wander over to see Clare at you'll find that she has taken a couple of snippets from the book about... well boobs. Now you HAVE to buy my book. Well it would be nice. Especially for all these people doing reviews. Happy shopping! The charming Rachel North has left a lovely review over on her communicate. Yes! The lady is back to blogging and working on her next book so why don't you all undergo a look to see what she has been up to - and read her review. Then you can buy my. It's called 'My Boyfriend is a Twat' and there are things in there that I've never written about here. Ask the first man to read and write a review of the schedule only seconds after he'd finished reading it at the bus stop on his way home from the schedule shop. Aren't friends electric? And where else could it be other than chez the gorgeous at Troubled Hyphen Diva where he has played a Mr & Mrs game. It's amazing how compatible the Twat and I are. Quite amazing. It's even worth buying the schedule just to see. Really. I'm not kidding. Take a look at. (Her interview is also up at the top under 'The Book'.) Helen sent me some questions to say - which I did being a good girl and she has also added a little analyse before the interrogation. This is simply the beginning of why you should buy my. Really it is.

This communicate is mainly rants about my household which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes'. 'Absolutely Fabulous' and populate who have said this weren't smiling. Let's face it it's bleeding obvious. The household is made up of myself. Zoe an oasis of calm my boyfriend Quarsan aka the Twat. Let's face it girls all men are twats but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his reward. Then there is Coralie an 18 year-old stroppy little cow her twin sister. Tatiana who bosses the Twat and I around and winds up their brother Todd a fourteen-year old with the attention span of a goldfish. - Clever funny captivating. -Oodles of laffs from t'up North. - Life with 4 kids and Len. - A bit of this and a bit of that. - Family life in France. - An interesting read. - She cooks speaks and as for those tomato and basil sandwiches... - A great blog. - A Canadian Perspective - sunny side up. - Another Belgian. Another excellent blog. - He changes the title of his blog as much as his undies it appears. - Random mumblings about random things in a random way. - Nathalie's cartoon alter ego. -Once mistaken for Canadian Royalty - shocking! -New house. DIY a dog and a toddler. Oh and Lisa. - Lucy versus Portugal. More fun than the World Cup. -Interesting happenings in Cumbria. - Hairy armpits saggy boobs several pencils and a damn good read. - Ellen. RIP. - An almost honorary Belgian Blogger - but with manners. - Quirky sketches from a quirky guy. - I chased. I read. I laughed. - There's more to counting sheep in this blog. - Cooks draws writes - an all-over fantastic Chef. - A bizarre blog by an old git. - She's so classy she's bonkers. - sing Vorderman in conceal. - Witty and more than just tasty. - Fun shameless and full of herself. That's the way to go. - Another divorced mum of three trying to cope in the funniest of ways. - When the going gets tough the tough gets going.... - If he does it she blogs it. Makes good reading. - From Belgium with ferrets. - Female frazzled very kind. I'd say bonkers too. All go genius. I owe him a Lada. -Based in Belgium has Spanish roots and is originally from Wales. A Eurocrat to be sure. - He fell off. My blogroll that is. -Stories from South America. - Sense and sensibility with a touch of sparkle. - Life and musings of an English teacher in lacquer. - He's absolutely off his continue. - Life. In Norfolk. - He claims to be witty urbane and handsome. - This woman changes her url more often than she changes her.

This blog is mainly rants about my household which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes'. 'Absolutely Fabulous' and People who have said this weren't smiling. Let's face it it's bleeding obvious. The household is made up of myself. Zoe an oasis of comfort my boyfriend Quarsan aka the Twat. Let's approach it girls all men are twats but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his reward. Then there is Coralie an 18 year-old stroppy little cow her twin sister. Tatiana who bosses the Twat and I around and winds up their brother Todd a fourteen-year old with the attention span of a goldfish. - Clever funny captivating. -Oodles of laffs from t'up North. - Life with 4 kids and Len. - A bit of this and a bit of that. - Family life in France. - An interesting read. - She cooks speaks and as for those tomato and basil sandwiches... - A great blog. - A Canadian Perspective - sunny side up. - Another Belgian. Another excellent blog. - He changes the title of his communicate as much as his undies it appears. - Random mumblings about random things in a random way. - Nathalie's draw alter ego. -Once mistaken for Canadian Royalty - shocking! -New house. DIY a dog and a toddler. Oh and Lisa. - Lucy versus Portugal. More fun than the World Cup. -Interesting happenings in Cumbria. - Hairy armpits saggy boobs several pencils and a arouse good read. - Ellen. RIP. - An almost honorary Belgian Blogger - but with manners. - Quirky sketches from a quirky guy. - I chased. I construe. I laughed. - There's more to counting sheep in this communicate. - Cooks draws writes - an all-over fantastic Chef. - A bizarre communicate by an old git. - She's so classy she's bonkers. - Carol Vorderman in disguise. - Witty and more than just tasty. - Fun shameless and full of herself. That's the way to go. - Another divorced mum of three trying to act in the funniest of ways. - When the going gets tough the tough gets going.... - If he does it she blogs it. Makes good reading. - From Belgium with ferrets. - Female frazzled very kind. I'd say bonkers too. All round genius. I owe him a Lada. -Based in Belgium has Spanish roots and is originally from Wales. A Eurocrat to be sure. - He fell off. My blogroll that is. -Stories from South America. - Sense and sensibility with a comprehend of sparkle. - Life and musings of an English teacher in Japan. - He's absolutely off his head. - Life. In Norfolk. - He claims to be witty urbane and handsome. - This woman changes her url more often than she changes her knickers. -A bunch of nutters from Kingsley. - A bloke and his life. - Well stories of life really. - Daily photos of Brussels by Quarsan. An excellent photoblog. - Scott Pack's blog. Almost as good as Girl Friday's blog. - come up written amusing and I've run out of words. -Random muses by Mike. -An illegal immigrant lapdancing in New York. -A great 'Mannekin Bunny' to pay a day with. -This communicate will make anyone's day a great one. - Saucey daring and incredibly interesting. - She was once a greenfairy. Now she's two alter tin cans. - Pat's life. A treasure to construe. - Pesky fun and grammar. - Drunk blogging. By a professional. - Insanely funny. - A bloke a pint a wheelchair and a great sense of humour. - Intelligent funny a good construe. - A book dressed up as a smart sassy lady. - He's shown off his arse too. - Random thunkings and a random Uncle Brenda. -Only added seeing as he thinks my desire List is naff. And he lives in Wales. - A Canuck finally starts blogging. After 6 years of persuasion. - 2nd generation Indian in London and his musings. - A bloke who makes life appear funny. - A duck with a passion for Belgian buns. - Great gratify lousy speling. - Sim's blog - powered by Girlpants. - This blog makes my day complete. - An 'awesome' construe beat of rules and regulations. - It's a mad mad world. - Well-written. A blog that I can understand. East glide. - A 21st Century Mom. - Strangely funny. I love it. - Another Belgian a great photographer. - He should really be on a Twat enumerate... - I like this blog which contains. - Lisa and Cameron approve in Blighty with yet another daughter. - This communicate brings tears to my eyes. - Brilliant writing brought to you from Rural Zambia. - A screamingly funny blog from someone called Nigel. - populate sex dating told as it should be. - The phones are up and running again. - A haddock a twat and some html. - More lighten reading and be madness. - A Geordie with a sense of humour. - The life of an American family who left the US to live in Qatar. An excellent blog. - Incredible writing. A must for all blogrolls. - An interesting insight into another person's life. Call me nosey. - Pony Boy Curtis is back again! - A gay banana in London. It speaks for itself. - This blog reads to you. Accent and all. Highly amusing. - Bykersink doing a good job in Hanoi. - Simplistic poetry. - An update on Quickos' exciting life with the Twat ! -He's gone. With more books - so go and visit. - Teaching vs Idiocy. - The produce of someone who is incredibly bored. - Whacky humour. come up it happened. It's over. It was measure night and now I'm knackered so a full report of just how badly or well it went will probably be tomorrow. I'm incapable of doing links today so for the time-being I would very much desire to thank The Centre for hosting the schedule launch in particular Simon Wilson who coordinated everything together. Commissioner Margot Wallström for climbing drink from her 'ivory tower' (ha!) to take time off from her busy schedule to inform me. Sterling Books for providing and selling my books and to everyone who came along. I should also thank my trusty biro for being so great. It was needed. I refuse to thank my nervous system though. While I was talking to my loved one aka the Twat about my reading at my schedule open tomorrow kindly hosted by (and if you haven't registered for it and are aiming to be please REGISTER) he kindly gave me some of his 'well-intentioned' advice:"You've got to read faster than you evaluate otherwise you'll be there till the weekend."No words - so I hit him. As I looked into the shopping basket the other day after the Twat had asked me several times what I wanted for dinner. I saw a jar of ready-made korma sauce in it just the thing that I had finally thought of eating that night."Ah you were reading my mind then.""Yeah - it took me 6 seconds and so I went back and started again."Pfffffffffffft. Last week I received a very friendly email from a very friendly man from England. Well. I anticipate that he's from England because that's where the email came from and I disbelieve he'd have asked me what he did had he not come from England. The email was titled:PERMISSION REQUESTWell this is going to be e-mail thought I but regardless opened it. The friendly man from England started the email with:"You'll like this:"Oh no not a really really funny communicate that I'll have to send to 45 thousand people or else end up facing an unfortunate death by the end of the week thought I again. It turns out that the communicate was to use one of my posts for a new edition of an A-level English coursebook. Living Language and Literature that Topics is producing for Hodder Education. This means apparently that I have single-handedly taken "The Twat" (as opposed to the "The T**t" which would have been the monicker in an A-level textbook in my day) into the foreground of teenage literary consciousness. I had to read the email several times before realising it was genuine and even then I had to get.

This communicate is mainly rants about my household which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes'. 'Absolutely Fabulous' and People who have said this weren't smiling. Let's approach it it's bleeding obvious. The household is made up of myself. Zoe an oasis of comfort my boyfriend Quarsan aka the Twat. Let's approach it girls all men are twats but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his reward. Then there is Coralie an 18 year-old stroppy little cow her twin sister. Tatiana who bosses the Twat and I around and winds up their brother Todd a fourteen-year old with the attention continue of a goldfish. - Clever funny captivating. -Oodles of laffs from t'up North. - Life with 4 kids and Len. - A bit of this and a bit of that. - Family life in France. - An interesting read. - She cooks speaks and as for those tomato and basil sandwiches... - A great communicate. - A Canadian Perspective - sunny side up. - Another Belgian. Another excellent blog. - He changes the call of his communicate as much as his undies it appears. - Random mumblings about random things in a random way. - Nathalie's cartoon alter ego. -Once mistaken for Canadian Royalty - shocking! -New accommodate. DIY a dog and a toddler. Oh and Lisa. - Lucy versus Portugal. More fun than the World Cup. -Interesting happenings in Cumbria. - Hairy armpits saggy boobs several pencils and a arouse good construe. - Ellen. RIP. - An almost honorary Belgian Blogger - but with manners. - Quirky sketches from a quirky guy. - I chased. I read. I laughed. - There's more to counting sheep in this communicate. - Cooks draws writes - an all-over fantastic Chef. - A bizarre communicate by an old git. - She's so classy she's bonkers. - Carol Vorderman in disguise. - Witty and more than just tasty. - Fun shameless and full of herself. That's the way to go. - Another divorced mum of three trying to act in the funniest of ways. - When the going gets tough the tough gets going.... - If he does it she blogs it. Makes good reading. - From Belgium with ferrets. - Female frazzled very kind. I'd say bonkers too. All go genius. I owe him a Lada. -Based in Belgium has Spanish roots and is originally from Wales. A Eurocrat to be sure. - He cut off. My blogroll that is. -Stories from South America. - comprehend and sensibility with a touch of reflect. - Life and musings of an English teacher in Japan. - He's absolutely off his head. - Life. In Norfolk. - He claims to be witty urbane and handsome. - This woman changes her url more often than she changes her knickers. -A clump of nutters from Kingsley. - A bloke and his life. - Well stories of life really. - Daily photos of Brussels by Quarsan. An excellent photoblog. - Scott case's communicate. Almost as good as Girl Friday's communicate. - come up written amusing and I've run out of words. -Random muses by Mike. -An illegal immigrant lapdancing in New York. -A great 'Mannekin Bunny' to spend a day with. -This communicate ordain make anyone's day a great one. - Saucey daring and incredibly interesting. - She was once a greenfairy. Now she's two empty tin cans. - Pat's life. A treasure to read. - Pesky fun and grammar. - Drunk blogging. By a professional. - Insanely funny. - A bloke a pint a wheelchair and a great sense of gratify. - Intelligent funny a good read. - A book dressed up as a cause to be perceived sassy lady. - He's shown off his arse too. - Random thunkings and a random Uncle Brenda. -Only added seeing as he thinks my desire List is naff. And he lives in Wales. - A Canuck finally starts blogging. After 6 years of persuasion. - 2nd generation Indian in London and his musings. - A bloke who makes life appear funny. - A duck with a passion for Belgian buns. - Great humour lousy speling. - Sim's communicate - powered by Girlpants. - This blog makes my day complete. - An 'awesome' construe full of rules and regulations. - It's a mad mad world. - Well-written. A blog that I can understand. East glide. - A 21st Century Mom. - Strangely funny. I like it. - Another Belgian a great photographer. - He should really be on a Twat enumerate... - I love this communicate which contains. - Lisa and Cameron back in Blighty with yet another daughter. - This blog brings tears to my eyes. - Brilliant writing brought to you from Rural Zambia. - A screamingly funny communicate from someone called Nigel. - People sex dating told as it should be. - The phones are up and running again. - A haddock a twat and some html. - More light reading and total madness. - A Geordie with a sense of gratify. - The life of an American family who left the US to be in Qatar. An excellent communicate. - Incredible writing. A must for all blogrolls. - An interesting insight into another person's life. Call me nosey. - Pony Boy Curtis is approve again! - A gay banana in London. It speaks for itself. - This communicate reads to you. evince and all. Highly amusing. - Bykersink doing a good job in Hanoi. - Simplistic poetry. - An update on Quickos' exciting life with the Twat ! -He's gone. With more books - so go and visit. - Teaching vs Idiocy. - The produce of someone who is incredibly bored. - Whacky humour. Well it happened. It's over. It was last night and now I'm knackered so a beat report of just how badly or well it went will probably be tomorrow. I'm incapable of doing links today so for the time-being I would very much like to thank The Centre for hosting the book launch in particular Simon Wilson who coordinated everything together. Commissioner Margot Wallström for climbing drink from her 'ivory lift' (ha!) to take time off from her work plan to introduce me. Sterling Books for providing and selling my books and to everyone who came along. I should also thank my trusty biro for being so great. It was needed. I refuse to thank my nervous system though. While I was talking to my loved one aka the Twat about my reading at my schedule launch tomorrow kindly hosted by (and if you haven't registered for it and are aiming to be please enter) he kindly gave me some of his 'well-intentioned' advice:"You've got to read faster than you think otherwise you'll be there till the pass."No words - so I hit him. As I looked into the shopping basket the other day after the Twat had asked me several times what I wanted for dinner. I saw a jar of ready-made korma act in it just the thing that I had finally thought of eating that night."Ah you were reading my mind then.""Yeah - it took me 6 seconds and so I went approve and started again."Pfffffffffffft. measure week I received a very friendly telecommunicate from a very friendly man from England. Well. I presume that he's from England because that's where the telecommunicate came from and I disbelieve he'd undergo asked me what he did had he not go from England. The email was titled:PERMISSION REQUESTWell this is going to be spam thought I but regardless opened it. The friendly man from England started the email with:"You'll desire this:"Oh no not a really really funny joke that I'll have to displace to 45 thousand people or else end up facing an unfortunate death by the end of the week thought I again. It turns out that the request was to use one of my posts for a new edition of an A-level English coursebook. Living Language and Literature that Topics is producing for Hodder Education. This means apparently that I undergo single-handedly taken "The Twat" (as opposed to the "The T**t" which would have been the monicker in an A-level textbook in my day) into the bring out of teenage literary consciousness. I had to read the telecommunicate several times before realising it was genuine and even then I had to get.

This blog is mainly rants about my household which has been described by a friend as a mixture of 'The Osbournes'. 'Absolutely Fabulous' and populate who have said this weren't smiling. Let's approach it it's bleeding obvious. The household is made up of myself. Zoe an oasis of comfort my boyfriend Quarsan aka the Twat. Let's face it girls all men are twats but Quarsan takes the biscuit and here's his recognise. Then there is Coralie an 18 year-old stroppy little cow her agree sister. Tatiana who bosses the Twat and I around and winds up their brother Todd a fourteen-year old with the attention continue of a goldfish. - Clever funny captivating. -Oodles of laffs from t'up North. - Life with 4 kids and Len. - A bit of this and a bit of that. - Family life in France. - An interesting construe. - She cooks speaks and as for those tomato and basil sandwiches... - A great communicate. - A Canadian Perspective - sunny side up. - Another Belgian. Another excellent communicate. - He changes the title of his blog as much as his undies it appears. - Random mumblings about random things in a random way. - Nathalie's cartoon alter ego. -Once mistaken for Canadian Royalty - shocking! -New house. DIY a dog and a toddler. Oh and Lisa. - Lucy versus Portugal. More fun than the World Cup. -Interesting happenings in Cumbria. - Hairy armpits saggy boobs several pencils and a damn good read. - Ellen. RIP. - An almost honorary Belgian Blogger - but with manners. - Quirky sketches from a quirky guy. - I chased. I construe. I laughed. - There's more to counting sheep in this blog. - Cooks draws writes - an all-over fantastic Chef. - A bizarre blog by an old git. - She's so classy she's bonkers. - Carol Vorderman in disguise. - Witty and more than just tasty. - Fun shameless and full of herself. That's the way to go. - Another divorced mum of three trying to act in the funniest of ways. - When the going gets tough the tough gets going.... - If he does it she blogs it. Makes good reading. - From Belgium with ferrets. - Female frazzled very kind. I'd say bonkers too. All round genius. I owe him a Lada. -Based in Belgium has Spanish roots and is originally from Wales. A Eurocrat to be sure. - He fell off. My blogroll that is. -Stories from South America. - Sense and sensibility with a touch of reflect. - Life and musings of an English teacher in Japan. - He's absolutely off his head. - Life. In Norfolk. - He claims to be witty urbane and handsome. - This woman changes her url more often than she changes her knickers. -A bunch of nutters from Kingsley. - A bloke and his life. - come up stories of life really. - Daily photos of Brussels by Quarsan. An excellent photoblog. - Scott Pack's communicate. Almost as good as Girl Friday's blog. - come up written amusing and I've run out of words. -Random muses by Mike. -An illegal immigrant lapdancing in New York. -A great 'Mannekin Bunny' to spend a day with. -This communicate ordain make anyone's day a great one. - Saucey daring and incredibly interesting. - She was once a greenfairy. Now she's two alter tin cans. - Pat's life. A consider to read. - Pesky fun and grammar. - Drunk blogging. By a professional. - Insanely funny. - A bloke a pint a wheelchair and a great sense of humour. - Intelligent funny a good construe. - A book dressed up as a smart sassy lady. - He's shown off his arse too. - Random thunkings and a random Uncle Brenda. -Only added seeing as he thinks my Wish List is naff. And he lives in Wales. - A Canuck finally starts blogging. After 6 years of persuasion. - 2nd generation Indian in London and his musings. - A bloke who makes life sound funny. - A duck with a passion for Belgian buns. - Great humour lousy speling. - Sim's blog - powered by Girlpants. - This communicate makes my day complete. - An 'awesome' read full of rules and regulations. - It's a mad mad world. - Well-written. A communicate that I can understand. East Coast. - A 21st Century Mom. - Strangely funny. I like it. - Another Belgian a great photographer. - He should really be on a Twat list... - I love this blog which contains. - Lisa and Cameron back in Blighty with yet another daughter. - This communicate brings tears to my eyes. - Brilliant writing brought to you from Rural Zambia. - A screamingly funny communicate from someone called Nigel. - People sex dating told as it should be. - The phones are up and running again. - A haddock a twat and some html. - More light reading and be madness. - A Geordie with a comprehend of humour. - The life of an American family who left the US to live in Qatar. An excellent blog. - Incredible writing. A must for all blogrolls. - An interesting insight into another person's life. Call me nosey. - Pony Boy Curtis is approve again! - A gay banana in London. It speaks for itself. - This communicate reads to you. Accent and all. Highly amusing. - Bykersink doing a good job in Hanoi. - Simplistic poetry. - An update on Quickos' exciting life with the Twat ! -He's gone. With more books - so go and visit. - Teaching vs Idiocy. - The create of someone who is incredibly bored. - Whacky gratify. Well it happened. It's over. It was measure night and now I'm knackered so a full report of just how badly or well it went ordain probably appear tomorrow. I'm incapable of doing links today so for the time-being I would very much desire to thank The displace for hosting the book open in particular Simon Wilson who coordinated everything together. Commissioner Margot Wallström for climbing down from her 'ivory tower' (ha!) to take measure off from her work schedule to introduce me. Sterling Books for providing and selling my books and to everyone who came along. I should also convey my trusty biro for being so great. It was needed. I react to thank my nervous system though. 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The telecommunicate was titled:PERMISSION REQUESTWell this is going to be spam thought I but regardless opened it. The friendly man from England started the email with:"You'll like this:"Oh no not a really really funny communicate that I'll have to send to 45 thousand populate or else end up facing an unfortunate death by the end of the week thought I again. It turns out that the request was to use one of my posts for a new edition of an A-level English coursebook. Living Language and Literature that Topics is producing for Hodder Education. This means apparently that I have single-handedly taken "The Twat" (as opposed to the "The T**t" which would have been the monicker in an A-level textbook in my day) into the bring out of teenage literary consciousness. I had to construe the email several times before realising it was genuine and even then I had to get.

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All of you with kids – does your care rush you for babysitting? I’m not talking regular sitting because that in my object would call for some remuneration. I’m talking once-in-a-blue-moon sitting. In fact this is only the back up measure we’ve ever asked untitledmother to check untitledson in all of his four years. I’ve got to ask because untitledmother recently charged me $100 for watching untitledson for one week. It was during a Montessori sabbatical and the sitter we had lined up bailed at the measure minute. We were in a major bind. So I called untitledmother about two weeks prior and asked her to go down for a week and watch him. “I can even pay you,â€� I said being what I thought was gracious and now know was just plain foolish. “Yes. I can do that. But I ordain be to get paid since I am taking some days off work.â€� “That’s fine,â€� I said since I had no other options. I convey she wouldn’t actually go through and demand payment would she? I thought that perhaps after spending some time with her untitledson she’d melt a bit and see that taking money for watching one’s own grandchild would be a bit callous. I was wrong. She cashed that check faster than Larry Birkhead. A little context here – two weeks after watching untitledson. I took off four days of bring home the bacon to be with her during her bariatric surgery. During this measure. I incurred numerous expenses including about $100 in gas and $60 in meals. This doesn’t change surface count the hurt and suffering I endured while watching her sleep off the anesthesia (which was desire watching an old troll suffocating on her own pet fat). During the hospital stay. I had to beg her to spring for my motel dwell (she was going to make me sleep in a hospital recliner until hospital cater informed her that isn’t appropriate). Did I ask for reimbursement for my meals and parking and gas? No. Did she even offer reimbursement for these things? No. So how can she rush me for watching untitledson knowing that in two weeks. I was going to take four vacation days and numerous hits to the pocketbook to act compassionate of her? What a twat. What makes me fume even more is that every year she watches her granddaughter (my brother’s daughter) for one week during the summer. She takes about three days off work and pays daycare for the other days. Total cost to my brother = $0. Why does she charge me for sitting but not him? I’d bring up all this fuckery to her but she has a way of justifying everything in her own mind. It’s the same thing that makes her quietly go when it comes time to pay for dinner. She’ll weakly say. “Oh let me get that…â€� as I choose up the bill and drop her transfer back to her lap before I can change surface respond. I believe in karma in so much that it is my karmic responsibility to conduct justice to her doorstep. I’d love to recoup my $100 (and the $160 she owes me for the gas and meal expenses I incurred during her surgery stay). But teaching her a lesson is most important here. Oh did I mention that I undergo her credit separate info written down here in my dayplanner? Seriously. I do. Half-tempted to publish it alter here and let you guys have it at. My family never charges me to check my two children. Ever. And to be honest? Once a week or so they beg to spend the night there and she takes them both. So I have usually one night a week kid-free free of charge. Granted my husband dones quite a bit of work at her accommodate; however she doesn’t rush to watch any of her 7 grandchildren. Also? I watched my nephew for a year and a half beat time and did not charge my sister a penny despite needing the money. We figure it’s family so we help. That really does suck that you have to do that. The best course of action would be to communicate to her and express her your feelings. And ask why your brother doesn’t undergo to pay yet you do despite being there to care for her back to health after surgery. You know at one inform I’d be sitting here with my jaw hanging at the insanity that is untitledmother but after reading every post on here it’s like “oh thats all?”Untitled. I’m sure we can find someone to “take care of her” if you were so inclined. But man. I get the whole “you undergo to love your family but you don’t have to desire them” thing but she’s really gotta be pushing it now. In a nutshell you are a saint for enduring any amount of measure with her. My create retired young (50) last year and before he started his next career or whatever he wanted to be my daycare for my 2 boys last summer. “How many days a week can I have them?” I had to lay out that summer is my decrease season and that I would desire to see them too. Fishing canoeing bicycling rollerblading they had such a great time that he hopes to make it a yearly thing. I wouldn’t have been able to raise my kids to be such great people without my parents’ help. Even my ex-inlaws don’t charge me for childcare they just call when they miss them ask me to bring them over for a day. They cuddle and compete with the new husband’s do by that isn’t even their grandchild. I am sorry that this is the reality with your mom. Some populate never run out of ways to hurt and baffle us. And I experience that it is hard to forbid wishing that things will change and to be realistic that she’s not capable of being selfless. Please don’t be such a stranger. I was worried about you. Untitled,Congrats on all the charge loss. I urge you to lose about 350 more pounds — all of it that’s attached to your mother. Sheesh! It’s amazing how absolutely lopsided populate can be in the treatment of their children. It’s equally amazing to see how they engineer the pitting of one child against another and I have never understood what there is to be gained from that although my mother has done it all of our lives. I love the line from “Providence” where the sister who’s lived in Providence all along says to the one who has go home. “How come Mom knows how to push my buttons so come up?” The sister replied. “Because she’s the one who installed them.” (If I have mentioned this before. I defend for repeating myself but that’s such a wonderful damn line!)I second what everyone else has said about missing you — good to see you back again. Anne I desire I could share my mamma and daddy with you! In fact. I will for what it’s worth even though we are prolly far apart. I overlap them with many and always have. When I was younger it would displease me that so many of my friends and my sisters friends called my mamma and daddy “mom and dad” but now looking back on it as an adult. I see that those who did call them “mom and dad” were not as fortunate as ourselves. I can only wish that I can be the mom and my husband be the dad that our childrens friends look to. If only we were closer. I’d lend a hand during your time of need. My preserve is stationed in the Navy on the East coast and when we relocated there 2 years ago. I had never been more than about 5 minutes from my family. We had been fortunate in that he did not face any deployments however when his dominate went underway for a 3 month “good will tour” he had been gone for about a month when I came down with meningitis and hospitalized. Now what am I going to do I thought. Here I am 1200 miles from.

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